Two and a Half Men TV Listings
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Two and a Half Men is scheduled to air at these times (may include spoilers):
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Sat 14
Tinkle Like a Princess — Two and a Half Men
Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea. However, after being forced by Alan to go out, he runs into an old flame. They head off to Las Vegas together and he stuns his friends on returning home with a new wife. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Sat 14, 2:10 am -
Sat 14
Tinkle Like a Princess — Two and a Half Men
Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea. However, after being forced by Alan to go out, he runs into an old flame. They head off to Las Vegas together and he stuns his friends on returning home with a new wife. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Sat 14, 3:10 am -
Sun 15
I Found Your Moustache — Two and a Half Men
After Charlie runs into Chelsea and Brad at the movies he asks Alan to go with him to her house to spy on the couple, but when Brad does goes home for the night and Chelsea drives to Malibu, the pair realise she is driving to Charlie's house. However, the next morning Charlie realises she never intended to get back together with him and he goes to Tom and Ed's house for advice
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 15, 1:10 am -
Sun 15
I Found Your Moustache — Two and a Half Men
After Charlie runs into Chelsea and Brad at the movies he asks Alan to go with him to her house to spy on the couple, but when Brad does goes home for the night and Chelsea drives to Malibu, the pair realise she is driving to Charlie's house. However, the next morning Charlie realises she never intended to get back together with him and he goes to Tom and Ed's house for advice
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 15, 2:10 am -
Sun 15
Ixnay on the Oggie Day — Two and a Half Men
Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which causes problems when his ex suggests a reconciliation, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient
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Sun 15
Ixnay on the Oggie Day — Two and a Half Men
Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which causes problems when his ex suggests a reconciliation, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 15, 2:40 am -
Mon 16
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave — Two and a Half Men
Alan struggles as he is attracted to Lyndsay, but her son, who is Jake's new friend, has a bad influence on his son. Meanwhile, Charlie has trouble writing the theme song for a new TV show
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Mon 16, 2:05 am -
Mon 16
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave — Two and a Half Men
Alan struggles as he is attracted to Lyndsay, but her son, who is Jake's new friend, has a bad influence on his son. Meanwhile, Charlie has trouble writing the theme song for a new TV show
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Mon 16, 3:05 am -
Sat 21
I Call Him Magoo — Two and a Half Men
Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with his partner, while Charlie tries a different approach to get the 'girlfriend experience'
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Sat 21, 1:25 am -
Sat 21
I Call Him Magoo — Two and a Half Men
Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with his partner, while Charlie tries a different approach to get the 'girlfriend experience'
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Sat 21
Gumby with a Pokey — Two and a Half Men
Alan and Jake try to bond on a road trip to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited, while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his previous girlfriends
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Sat 21
Gumby with a Pokey — Two and a Half Men
Alan and Jake try to bond on a road trip to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited, while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his previous girlfriends
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Sat 21
This Is Not Gonna End Well — Two and a Half Men
Charlie relies on Jake to be his driver when he loses his licence, and is less than impressed when Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party
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Sat 21
This Is Not Gonna End Well — Two and a Half Men
Charlie relies on Jake to be his driver when he loses his licence, and is less than impressed when Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party
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Sun 22
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud — Two and a Half Men
Jake discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Eldridge's mother Lindsey, and is so furious he decides to move out and live with Judith full time. Meanwhile, Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 22, 1:40 am -
Sun 22
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud — Two and a Half Men
Jake discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Eldridge's mother Lindsey, and is so furious he decides to move out and live with Judith full time. Meanwhile, Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit
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Sun 22
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer — Two and a Half Men
Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey, having become comfortable staying at Charlie's place. However, when he discovers that Judith is not so keen on the idea of his living so close, he gleefully takes the plunge - just to provoke his ex-wife's temper
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Sun 22
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer — Two and a Half Men
Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey, having become comfortable staying at Charlie's place. However, when he discovers that Judith is not so keen on the idea of his living so close, he gleefully takes the plunge - just to provoke his ex-wife's temper
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 22, 3:05 am -
Mon 23
A Pudding-Filled Cactus — Two and a Half Men
Despite now living with Lindsey, Alan hooks up with an ex-girlfriend, prompting his eternally put-upon brother to pick at his conscience. However, an accident involving a discarded pipe places Charlie at the mercy of his sibling once again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Mon 23, 2:20 am -
Mon 23
A Pudding-Filled Cactus — Two and a Half Men
Despite now living with Lindsey, Alan hooks up with an ex-girlfriend, prompting his eternally put-upon brother to pick at his conscience. However, an accident involving a discarded pipe places Charlie at the mercy of his sibling once again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
More Details for Two and a Half Men, Mon 23, 3:20 am
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About Two and a Half Men
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as Charlie Harper
as Alan Harper
as Jake Harper
as Judith Melnick