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Crab — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
It is the day of Janet and Jonny's wedding, but the bride and groom are locked in the back of a van surrounded by a breakfast of dressed crabs and baked beans. While they ponder whether it was ever meant to be, Gaz comes up with a plan to rectify the situation - he and Donna will get married, but sign their friends' names on the register
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sun 12, 1:35 am -
Fat — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Gaz reacts to the misery of Donna leaving him by binge eating. Jonny gets a job working in the pub, while his house receives a much-needed tidy, courtesy of Louise's group of teenage delinquents - who provide Janet with an opportunity to work on developing that all-important maternal instinct
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sun 12, 2:05 am -
Stot or Pronk — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet struggles to remember things, so Louise signs her up for a pub quiz to keep her mind active. However, she gets wrapped up in the competition and forgets her antenatal class - prompting Gaz to accompany Jonny in her place. Comedy, starring Sheridan Smith
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sun 12, 2:30 am -
Who's the Daddy? — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Gaz is run over by an ambulance, making Donna realise she still loves him. However, while concussed, he confesses to being the father of Janet's baby - which sends a furious Jonny storming off to the maternity ward in search of answers. Meanwhile, Louise worries about her career prospects
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sun 12, 3:00 am -
Bababababa — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Jonny feels neglected as Janet focuses all her attention on the baby, and he resorts to desperate measures to get her to notice him. Donna flaunts her new-found financial success, but refuses to share the wealth with her friends, while Louise cannot understand why the others have no time for her. Comedy, starring Ralf Little
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sun 12, 3:30 am -
God — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Louise has a religious experience, while Jonny tries to get Janet's attention. Janet finds it difficult to choose a godmother and Gaz starts taking HRT tablets in an effort to get in touch with his feminine side. Comedy, starring Kathryn Drysdale
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sat 18, 10:30 pm -
Love 83199 — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Jonny tries to get a job to prove he can be a responsible father - and a position at the biscuit factory might be just the line of work for him. Louise dates her mobile phone before finding a fantastic boyfriend, and Gaz discovers a dream home to share with Donna
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sat 18, 11:00 pm -
Near, Far — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Jonny goes for an interview at the biscuit factory. Janet gets the chance to become a star, and Gaz confronts his fear of sheep head-on, while Louise tries desperately to hang on to Mick. Comedy, starring Ralf Little, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale and Sheridan Smith
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sat 18, 11:30 pm -
Speedycruise! — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet is offered a job on a cruise ship but realises taking it will mean leaving Jonny and Corinthian behind. Louise learns the truth about her parents and Donna goes into business
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sat 18, 12:00 am -
Goblins — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Donna's career falters just as Janet's is taking off. Louise gets a letter from her mother but can't face reading it, and proud father Jonny leads the charge in the fight for baby-changing facilities in the pub
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sat 18, 12:30 am -
Mummy Cupboard — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Louise gets a shock when she meets her birth mother for the first time. Gaz decides he has to make a real commitment to Donna, and Janet talks dirty for a living. Starring Kathryn Drysdale and Will Mellor
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sun 19, 1:00 am -
Cauliflower — Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Louise meets her dad for the first time, but he shows more interest in Jonny than in her. Donna gives Gaz an answer to his marriage proposal and Janet comes up with a new way of supporting her child - which is not strictly legal
More details for Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Sun 19, 1:30 am
