The Osbournes TV Schedule

Upcoming TV Times

The Osbournes is scheduled to air at these times (may include spoilers):

• Thu 5

  3:15 am ends 4:00 am

  No Vagrancy — The Osbournes

  Season 1 Episode 8

  Jack invites his friend Dill - a professional skater - to stay at the house. No stranger to alcohol and drugs, he makes himself rather more at home than the rest of the family are comfortable with, leading Ozzy and Sharon to insist that he leave. Meanwhile, Lola the bulldog is given away without Jack's knowledge

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• Fri 6

  3:15 am ends 4:00 am

  A Very Ozzy Christmas — The Osbournes

  Season 1 Episode 9

  The family celebrate Christmas in true rock 'n' roll style, choosing to ignore the news that one of their tour drivers has been arrested for crashing his truck while engaging in unusual activities with a prostitute. Sharon prepares for the big day with a spending spree in her favourite designer shops and Ozzy's son from a previous marriage drops by to take part in the festivities _ but will Jack and Kelly be able to retain their goodwill without falling back into their usual pattern of abuse and sibling rivalry?

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• Sat 7

  3:15 am ends 4:00 am

  What Goes Up — The Osbournes

  Season 2 Episode 1

  Having released her debut single - a cover of Madonna's Papa Don't Preach - Kelly prepares for her first performance at the MTV Movie Awards, while Ozzy and Sharon visit Washington for a banquet with the President. Featuring an appearance by Star Wars actress Natalie Portman

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• Sun 8

  3:20 am ends 3:40 am

  Must Come Down — The Osbournes

  Season 2 Episode 2

  Ozzy is devastated to learn Sharon has cancer and begins drinking to cope with the stress - but she vows not to let the illness beat her, and urges him to be strong as well. Meanwhile, Kelly records her debut album in New York and Jack takes up surfing - only to break his elbow

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• Mon 9

  3:10 am ends 3:30 am

  The Ozz Man and the Sea — The Osbournes

  Season 2 Episode 3

  Kelly embarks on her European tour and is furious to lose one of her bags at the airport, while Jack makes his acting debut in Dawson's Creek. Back at the beach house, Ozzy sets about building a fire for a romantic evening with Sharon, but finds the ocean waves hamper his work

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• Tue 10

  3:10 am ends 4:00 am

  Beauty and the Bert — The Osbournes

  Season 2 Episode 4

  Kelly's parents meet her boyfriend Bert McCracken, lead singer of band the Used, but all is not well as Sharon voices her concerns about his vulgar nickname and Jack labels him a weirdo for professing his love for Kelly after only a few weeks of dating

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• Wed 11

  3:15 am ends 4:00 am

  Smells Like Teen Spirits — The Osbournes

  Season 2 Episode 5

  Ozzy tries to warn his children of the dangers of drink when Jack and Kelly's partying gets out of control, but the arrival of pop star Mandy Moore only adds to the spirit of revelry. Sharon is reunited with her estranged father after 20 years without contact and the Prince of Darkness's oldest daughter Jessica gives birth to a baby girl

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• Thu 12

  3:20 am ends 4:00 am

  Meow Means No! — The Osbournes

  Season 2 Episode 6

  The cat and dog are caught in a compromising position, Jack's free-loading friend Dill makes an unwelcome return and Kelly has trouble with pal Sarah, who is brought in to play the drums in her band but cannot keep up with everyone else

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• Fri 13

  3:35 am ends 4:00 am

  It's a Hard-Knock Life — The Osbournes

  Season 2 Episode 7

  Rap star P Diddy invites Kelly to a showbiz party, prompting Sharon to fantasise about being his mother-in-law, and Jack experiences the downside of showbusiness as he tries to sign up a band

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• Sat 14

  3:25 am ends 4:00 am

  There Goes the Neighbourhood — The Osbournes

  Season 1 Episode 1

  First-ever episode. The family's move into a luxurious new Beverly Hills home is held up by a furniture problem, and while Sharon tries to calm things down, Ozzy guests on The Tonight Show

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• Sun 15

  3:10 am ends 4:00 am

  Bark at the Moon — The Osbournes

  Season 1 Episode 2

  The fly-on-the-wall look at Ozzy Osbourne and his family continues with them settling into their new home. As the dogs start to eat the furniture and leave 'presents' everywhere on the carpet, Sharon enlists the help of a pet therapist - much to Ozzy's amusement. Elsewhere, Kelly is stopped by the police for bad driving

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• Mon 16

  3:25 am ends 4:00 am

  Like Father, Like Daughter — The Osbournes

  Season 1 Episode 1

  Ozzy's new album is released and a promotional tour kicks into high gear

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• Tue 17

  3:15 am ends 4:00 am

  Won't You Be My Neighbour? — The Osbournes

  Season 1 Episode 4

  The family are taunted by their 'rich kid' neighbours, who play techno music into the early hours of the morning. A war of words begins, but it soon becomes more serious after they wind Ozzy up by performing an acoustic version of My Girl, prompting him to throw a log through their window

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