Two and a Half Men TV Listings
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When is Two and a Half Men next on TV?
Two and a Half Men is next on TV on Saturday 9 May at 01:40 am on ITV4. The episode is A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana, Season 2, Episode 7.
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Two and a Half Men TV listings this week
Two and a Half Men is scheduled to air at these times (may include spoilers):
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Sat 9A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana — Two and a Half Men
Charlie and Alan try to set Jake a good example by throwing a party for their mother, hoping it will teach him to be more respectful toward Judith. Berta's sister Daisy is hired to cater, but makes the event memorable for all the wrong reasons
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Sat 9Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers — Two and a Half Men
Alan dates a new girlfriend who fulfils his every sexual fantasy. At first Charlie is happy for his brother - until he finds himself forced to take responsibility for looking after a neglected Jake, and resolves to end the relationship any way he can
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Sun 10Yes, Monsignor — Two and a Half Men
Charlie bumps into a woman he once considered marrying. He is overjoyed to learn her marriage has come to an end, but his desire to rekindle their romance is cooled by the discovery she has a baby. Denise Richards (Starship Troopers) guest stars
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Sun 10The Salmon Under My Sweater — Two and a Half Men
Rose shows her true colours when Alan spends more time with her, and Charlie writes the theme song for a cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. However, the youngster does not think the music is right for the project
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Sat 16Last Chance to See Those Tattoos — Two and a Half Men
Charlie cannot understand why women have suddenly started rejecting his advances - until he discovers someone has set up a website dedicated to exposing him as a low-life Lothario. Determined to find out who's responsible, he begins contacting his former partners
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Sat 16A Lungful of Alan — Two and a Half Men
One of Alan's former school friends visits, and proves to have blossomed into a beautiful woman. It is not long before both brothers are competing for her affections - but she has an agenda of her own. Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle star
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Sun 17Zejdz z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) — Two and a Half Men
Judith's home is damaged in an earthquake, prompting Alan to let her stay in the beach house. However, Charlie can't stand having her around, and pays an attractive woman to date his brother in an effort to drive her away. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
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Sun 17Those Big Pink Things with Coconut — Two and a Half Men
Evelyn tries to undermine Jake's confidence by playing down his recent academic achievements. When Alan tries to cut her out of their lives, she resorts to emotional blackmail to regain their attention
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