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Two and a Half Men is scheduled to air at these times (may include spoilers):
Charlie and Alan try to set Jake a good example by throwing a party for their mother, hoping it will teach him to be more respectful toward Judith. Berta's sister Daisy is hired to cater, but makes the event memorable for all the wrong reasons
More details for Two and a Half Men, Sat 9, 1:40 am
Alan dates a new girlfriend who fulfils his every sexual fantasy. At first Charlie is happy for his brother - until he finds himself forced to take responsibility for looking after a neglected Jake, and resolves to end the relationship any way he can
More details for Two and a Half Men, Sat 9, 2:05 am
Charlie bumps into a woman he once considered marrying. He is overjoyed to learn her marriage has come to an end, but his desire to rekindle their romance is cooled by the discovery she has a baby. Denise Richards (Starship Troopers) guest stars
More details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 10, 1:45 am
Rose shows her true colours when Alan spends more time with her, and Charlie writes the theme song for a cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. However, the youngster does not think the music is right for the project
More details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 10, 2:10 am
Charlie cannot understand why women have suddenly started rejecting his advances - until he discovers someone has set up a website dedicated to exposing him as a low-life Lothario. Determined to find out who's responsible, he begins contacting his former partners
More details for Two and a Half Men, Sat 16, 1:40 am
One of Alan's former school friends visits, and proves to have blossomed into a beautiful woman. It is not long before both brothers are competing for her affections - but she has an agenda of her own. Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle star
More details for Two and a Half Men, Sat 16, 2:05 am
Judith's home is damaged in an earthquake, prompting Alan to let her stay in the beach house. However, Charlie can't stand having her around, and pays an attractive woman to date his brother in an effort to drive her away. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
More details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 17, 1:55 am
Evelyn tries to undermine Jake's confidence by playing down his recent academic achievements. When Alan tries to cut her out of their lives, she resorts to emotional blackmail to regain their attention
More details for Two and a Half Men, Sun 17, 2:20 am