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Never the Twain is scheduled to air at these times (may include spoilers):
Oliver takes up Simon's challenge to learn judo - but the antique dealer quickly finds himself regretting his impetuousness. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence, now that their children have finally flown the coop. Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies star
While Simon delves into genealogy, Oliver prepares to add to his customers none other than HRH The Prince of Wales. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon learns the property next to the antique shops is being sold to a fast food chain and that the deal is being handled by oily estate agent Brimley, with whom he was at school. Brimley claims he will only reconsider the sale if Simon and Oliver pay him a hefty bribe, but when it transpires he is having an extramarital affair, the duo hold the upper hand
Caroline asks the feuding pair to supply the entertainment for her charity luncheon, but soon regrets her decision. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon's love life hots up when an old flame reappears on the scene. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Lady Devereaux invites Simon to captain her staff cricket team against the rival side led by bookie Bernie Miller. However, he soon discovers the other members of the team don't exactly have a spring in their step. Donald Sinden stars
As they battle to win Caroline's affections, Simon and Oliver are dismayed to discover another suitor has joined the fray. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon and Oliver make plans to visit their children in Canada, purchasing their cut-price air tickets from a dubious source. However, Simon forgets his passport and inadvertently sets of his burglar alarm while trying to retrieve it. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon takes steps to safeguard his interests when members of the landed gentry visit both his and Oliver's shops. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
David and Lyn inform their fathers they have no intention of becoming parents, so Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for grandchildren
Simon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan. However, their long-standing rivalry soon resurfaces
The season of goodwill merely serves to intensify the rivalry between antique dealers Simon and Oliver. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies