Never the Twain TV Schedule

Upcoming TV Times

Never the Twain is scheduled to air at these times (may include spoilers):

• Fri 6

  6:00 am ends 6:30 am

  Reading Between the Lines — Never the Twain

  Season 5 Episode 5

  Simon learns the property next to the antique shops is being sold to a fast food chain and that the deal is being handled by oily estate agent Brimley, with whom he was at school. Brimley claims he will only reconsider the sale if Simon and Oliver pay him a hefty bribe, but when it transpires he is having an extramarital affair, the duo hold the upper hand

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• Mon 9

  6:00 am ends 6:30 am

  Definitely Not Cricket — Never the Twain

  Season 5 Episode 6

  Lady Devereaux invites Simon to captain her staff cricket team against the rival side led by bookie Bernie Miller. However, he soon discovers the other members of the team don't exactly have a spring in their step. Donald Sinden stars

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• Tue 10

  6:00 am ends 6:30 am

  Feed A Cold — Never the Twain

  Season 6 Episode 1

  Oliver regrets an act of kindness when he offers to help a poorly Simon recover from a cold

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• Wed 11

  6:00 am ends 6:30 am

  Going to Pot — Never the Twain

  Season 6 Episode 2

  Simon and Oliver create mayhem when Ringo invites them to dinner, hoping to impress his evening-class teacher. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies

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• Thu 12

  6:00 am ends 6:35 am

  Love is a Many-Splendoured Thing — Never the Twain

  Season 6 Episode 3

  Simon helps his old pal Oliver when he falls foul of his prospective mother-in-law

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• Fri 13

  6:00 am ends 6:30 am

  A Night to Remember — Never the Twain

  Season 6 Episode 4

  Criminals hold Simon, Oliver, Mrs Sadler and Banks at gunpoint, forcing some interesting characteristics to come to light

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• Mon 16

  6:00 am ends 6:30 am

  The Battle of Deveraux Dale — Never the Twain

  Season 6 Episode 5

  The duo's antagonism comes to the surface when they are asked to re-enact an ancient battle. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies

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• Tue 17

  6:00 am ends 6:30 am

  Affairs of the Heart — Never the Twain

  Season 6 Episode 6

  Oliver is delighted when Simon's ex-wife takes him under her wing, but her former husband is terrified she intends to stay for good. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies

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• Wed 18

  6:00 am ends 6:35 am

  Settled Out of Court — Never the Twain

  Season 7 Episode 1

  When he learns Oliver has retained most of the profits from deals done on his behalf, Simon considers suing his rival. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies

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• Thu 19

  6:00 am ends 6:30 am

  Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered — Never the Twain

  Season 7 Episode 3

  Simon and Oliver can't understand why their views on marriage don't meet with approval. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies

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• Fri 20

  6:00 am ends 6:10 am

  The Second Time Around — Never the Twain

  Season 7 Episode 4

  The recent departure of Banks leaves a void in the lives of Simon and Mrs Sadler. Starring Donald Sinden

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