Irita Marriott and Phil Serrell arrive in Northumberland on the last leg of their tour. Phil takes a punt on an antique pump for the second time before coming face to face with a scarecrow made in his own image. Irita takes a painterly turn, fancying a French work of art and goes back to school Pre-Raphaelite-style in the model village of Ford, where she follows in the footsteps of little-known artist Lady Louisa Waterford