Ricky Martin has never been good at football, so is horrified to hear his Dad has entered him and his 'make-believe' girlfriend into a family tournament. Ricky makes a flickball game and a dotty football boot inspired by artist Yayoi Kusama, before persuading a reluctant Gavin to don a wig and pass as his sweetheart. But how will Ricky turn a thousand balls he's accidentally ordered online into some striking art on the pitch?